Description: The genuine Ozzy Osbourne armpit grease. Do you want to get rid of family faster that just keep lingering? Break a couple of these in a dish and hide it under the edge of the couch and the room will evacuate in no time and everyone will be back on their way home. These are really really powerful. There are 33 of them all together individually packaged in very thin glass vials. A great prankster trick. Neighbor just called cohen enforcement on me so I’m going to have to go walk over there and see him and it would be a shame if several fell out of my pocket on his front porch and I accidentally stepped on them when I was going to speak with him it would be a shame, but I wouldn’t feel obligated to clean it up. That’s his problem. I mind my own business and he doesn’t so I’m going to mind my business about the crazy smell around his house as well that’s a great idea and if it smells bad enough, it might be possible to mistake it for a meth lab And having swat team kick in the door to find what he’s been searching online and most likely it’s going to be kiddie porn. So, either way, if they call code enforcement, they lose, and if he goes to jail and can’t pay his taxes, he’ll get out and I’ll be the new owner of his house just for some stinky vials. The applications are countless. This could help delay and exam at school And it could do so much that we don’t even want to mention but this is one of the most sophisticated weapon gag gifts you can ever own. You can also set them on a trip line, and when they bump the string, you could set two off or three off at one time , I’m sure you will be creative because we only live once and jerks need to pay for being jerks And wouldn’t it be amazing to plant 10 or 15 of them in a yard where a lawnmower is going to run over them and spray the scent everywhere. Like I said, the opportunities are limitless, but even for buying a car in an auction if somebody were to sprinkle this in the car before the auction, I guarantee you the car would sell for $1000 cheaper, but we definitely are not promoting any behavior like this. We are just encouraging you what to watch out for. We definitely do not encourage bottle, but it sure sure would be funny seeing them walking around with a mouth full of garbage but we’re just telling you this so that you don’t try thi A lady caught her husband cheating on her and she dumped 12 of these bottles in his car and he had to take the car to the salvage yard. It was too bad you couldn’t get the stink out. We’re definitely not encouraging anything like that. That would be such a horrible way to get revenge. 🤩 We have also seen our customers tape them to the top edge of a fan blade and I was told it permeated the whole room for days and they had to bring in special cleaners and vacate the premises. It was so bad. Talk about revenge. I don’t know if anything is more vengeful than that but we of course are not encouraging you to do this. I really want to see if I can custom taylor a slip and barrel for using these in paintball guns. I think that would be very effective and you could shoot through open windows of abandoned houses, of course and all types of fun. Please don’t let you get fooled by the other look-alike knock off versions on eBay. This is the true OG stuff before it got regulated and weakened. We ship fast and the very same day as payment. I should’ve titled this ad bad neighbor revenge.
Price: 40 USD
Location: Stuart, Florida
End Time: 2024-08-07T03:11:08.000Z
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Character: Ozzy Osbourne genuine under pit grease
Color: Multicolor
Model: GLASS VIALS
Theme: Holiday
Unit Quantity: 1
Character Family: The Osborne family
Occasion: Halloween
MPN: JK-STBOM
Brand: STINK BOMBS
Type: Gag Gifts