Description: The cats of America are under siege! Long gone are the good old days when a cat's biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives. For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, "What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?" and "What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?" and especially "Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can't he just play with yarn like cats used to do?" Our country--and our cats--stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats--and America--great again!
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EAN: 9780451494924
UPC: 9780451494924
ISBN: 9780451494924
MPN: N/A
Book Title: How to Talk to Your Cat about Gun Safety : And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives
Number of Pages: 144 Pages
Language: English
Publisher: Crown Publishing Group, T.H.E.
Item Height: 0.3 in
Publication Year: 2016
Topic: Topic / Animals, Cats / Breeds, Form / Parodies
Illustrator: Yes
Genre: Pets, Humor
Item Weight: 6.8 Oz
Author: Zachary Auburn
Item Length: 8.2 in
Item Width: 5.5 in
Format: Trade Paperback
